The Thousand Sips Mug
They’ve seen things… like Monday mornings, office meetings, and decaf coffee. This mug captures the haunting expression of someone who's one sip away from losing it completely—or maybe just reaching enlightenment.
With every sip, you too can inch closer to the thousand-yard stare:
1 sip: mild concern
10 sips: existential dread
1000 sips: total enlightenment (or caffeine-induced madness)
Perfect for those who stare blankly into the void while waiting for the caffeine to kick in—because sometimes the only thing standing between you and the abyss… is coffee.
Holds approximately one existential crisis.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: MetMC
- Email: metmc-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.